"Arrant Nonsense #2" by Paul Di Filippo.  Humor.

"Everything Will Be Beautiful When the Space People Come" by Mark M. Keller.  Ancient astronauts and flying saucers.

"The Real Horror Among Us" by Jim Goldfrank.  Pet kidnapping.

"Secretary's Report on the 29 January MUAF Meeting" by John F. Kusske.  Parody about gender discrimination

Fable: "Making the Grade" by Don D'Ammassa.  Humorous reminiscences about life at Michigan State University

"Bypassing Time and Space with Isabella Figholler" by Judith E. Schrier

"Bypassing Time and Space with Isabella Figholler" by Nancy Hussar

"Quoted Without Comment" by Don D'Ammassa.  Humor.

Elaborate Lies: Letters

"Bypassing Time and Space with Isabella Figholler" by Mike Blake

Quotes:

"But more likely someone would have put D'Ammassa to cleaning stables. He seems to have a natural talent for that particular substance."  --Ed Cagle